Your Philadelphia Football Eagles: 2007 NFC East Champs

1. Green Bay - Unlike many of the ass lickers, I mean, columnists, at the WWL, I don't buy into this whole Brett Farve is a quality QB garbage. That whole team is shit, and anyone that picks them for the playoffs is on more drugs than the Pipemaker. Eagles 1 - 0
2. Redskins - Two words: Jason Campbell. Eagles 2 - 0
3. Lions - Two words: Jon Kitna. Although, Roy Williams is fucking sick; he deserves better than this. Eagles 3 - 0
4. Giants - Two words: Eli Manning. Oh, and 8 more words: Michael Strahan left his wife for a guy. Eagles 4 - 0
5. BYE
6. Jets - They should be good. If Chad Pennington can hold up, the running game should open up for Thomas Jones. That trade was a steal for NY by the way. Still, the Eagles offense and defense (TKO!) will be too much for Dennis' team. Eagles 5 - 0
7. Bears - Great defense obviously, but shitty offense. Our D will kill Grossman, and DMac will rip them a new asshole. Eagles 6 - 0
8. Vikings - They might not even have a win by this point. Eagles 7 - 0
9. Cowboys - I don't think anyone can question how gay and talentless that fake spic Tony Romo is. Eagles 8 - 0
10. Redskins - Wait, Adam Archuleta is the highest paid safety in the history of the NFL? Courtesy of Dan Snyder? But wait, he's playing for Chicago now? Oh that's right, the Redskins can't do a fucking thing right. Eagles 9 - 0
11. Dolphins - The Mc's girlfriend will hate this, but seriously, whose gonna throw the ball? Eagles 10 - 0
12. Patriots - After a tremendous almost two thirds of the season, the Eagles hit their first major obstacle in New England. Tom Brady, Donte Stallworth and the D are just too much, and they hand the last undefeated team in football their first L. Eagles 10 - 1
13. Seahawks - Coming off a long trip and taking their first loss, they lay down on a game they should win. Eagles 10 - 2
14. Giants - The Tiki-less Giants are worse than they were a year ago. Eagles 11 - 2
15. Cowboys - No commentary needed. Eagles 12 - 2
16. Saints - Watch out Reggie, Sheldon Brown is waiting for you. Although we'll have the top seed wrapped up at this point, and we'll be playing scrubs. Eagles 12 -3
    
17. Bills - We're going to see this game with Steveo because he's a Bills fan. He's gonna be really sad, even though we're playing scrubs. Eagles 13 -3
    

Taking Back The Blog

Well, we're back. And Vegas is absolutely batshit crazy. You can walk in a Walgreen's, get some snacks, some condoms, a stupid ass Las Vegas shirt, and best of all, a 24oz big boy can of Bud Light for $2 plus tax. Then you can carry that beer outside, throw away the brown paper bag and drink it until your heart's content. Better yet, you can take it into any bar, casino or sports book. So if your watching the Lakers and the Warriors, praying that they hit the under at 224.5, and you don't feel like paying $6 plus tip for a 12oz bottle at the MGM Grand... well then sir you take a two minute walk across the street, buy 4 big boys, and bring them right back in with you. Or you could go to O'Sheas and order $1 High Life drafts and top 'em off with the $2 "Cabo Wabo" shots - they even salt the rim of the shot glass for you. Not that I believe they were really Cabo, but I digress. I'm getting ahead of myself here. I plan on posting a huge recap of all things Vegas, but not yet.

Right now, it seems that BJ decided to be a little punk bitch and take some potshots while we were gone so I guess I have to take care of that first. So without further ado, I present to you:

TONY ROMO - PRO BOWL QUARTERBACK

Suck on that asshole.